Sunday, February 6, 2011

To the idiot guy in Reno, NV

Okay, so I am standing at a bar in Reno (Which I can count on one hand how many times I have done that in the last five years), talking with my best girlfriend, Darcy ( Friend of 2o+ years… that I have NEVER even shared a drink with in our adult lives)  I say, “It is hot in here.”  Some random guy in his mid 50’s responds, “Maybe, you are having a hotflash.”  Calmly I retort, “Is that your best line?  No wonder you are standing ALONE in a crowded bar.”  He abrasively states, “Well, you are wearing a ring!”   Clearly, a ring means I must be very “hotflash-ish in his tiny brain…. Poor idiot.   In my mid-thirties, his ridiculous comment makes me thankful I am not in my twenties trying to decide if I look old or not. 

I wish there were some remedial class for Men of his …. Caliber.  It is always best to know that  to give respect is to earn respect.  Two things I think some are forgetting, WORK and EARN.  Two four letter words that I believe need immediate revisiting.

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